Ahh Women, Sometimes it’s not the rest of the world… It’s You

Alright, so as promised here is my female version to my scathing note on the black men.  What better day to write a note like this but on Valentines’ day.  The most fictitious holiday ever created.

Women, I don’t even know where to start.  Females are cunning, intelligent, manipulative, double crossing, underhanded, sneaky, untrustworthy individuals.  Also can be very loving and caring and everything else that inherit maternal instincts have bestowed upon us.  This doesn’t apply to every woman and girl out there, at least not the whole thing.

Women like to complain that there are no good men when in truth there are plenty of good men, you just can’t find one.  Yes, there are plenty of worthless men just as there are plenty of worthless women but of course the worthless men seem gravitated towards the decent women and the decent women gravitate towards the worthless men.  I suppose it balances out nature.  Fact of the matter is that if you would stop bothering with how horrible men are and how worthless they all are and griping about the fact you can’t find a good man perhaps you’d find one.  There’s a point when you have to turn the mirror on yourself and say, maybe, just maybe there’s something wrong with me.  Get outside the comfort zone of worthless men (yes it is a comfort zone),  because if the man is worthless and it doesn’t work out then you can blame the fact he was worthless.  If he’s decent and it doesn’t work out then you have to wonder about where it went wrong.

Young high school girls, SOMEONE please explain to me why you are walking around with a tiny backpack, or no backpack at all.  That’s not cute, it’s stupid because clearly you can not fit a Biology 12 book in that bag therefore you are not taking your textbooks home.  Education is the key to independence and a future, I don’t care how cute you are there reaches a point where you’re going to need to have a head on your shoulders.

Stop calling yourselves “bitches”.  It’s not cute, it’s not tough it’s just dumb.  “those are my bitches”… I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t like some random to come up to you on the street and be like “yo, bitch” so CLEARLY this is not something that you should be calling yourself or your friends.  Females have this tendency to call each other names girls probably call eachother, “ho”, “bitch” and “slut” more than men do.

I’m sick and tired of  girls and women making babies they either can’t afford or for the wrong reasons.  Then you turn around and blame the men.  It takes two my dear it takes two.  Unless he forced you to sleep with him which usually isn’t the case.  If you lie down with dogs, you’re going to get up with fleas.  We’ve all heard this but people don’t seem to take it in.  If you sleep with a man you may get pregnant, it’s the whole purpose that sex exists.  If he’s not the type of man who’s going to be father material or reliable then you shouldn’t sleep with him.  If you don’t know his last name, perhaps you should get to know dude a bit better.  Stop trying to trap men with kids.  Having a kid with a man doesn’t mean he’s going to stay around, doesn’t mean he’s going to pay child support, doesn’ t mean he’s going to fall in love with you and you’re going to live happily ever after.  This is not a soap opera, life doesn’t work like that.  If you try to trap a man with a kid he will probably despise you and call you every name in the book behind your back or to your face depending on the kind of man he is.  In all of this it’s the children that suffer, growing up in dysfunctional homes due to your stupidity, neglegence, selfishness or whatever motivated you.   I’m not trying to get bombarded by a whole bunch of single mothers telling me what great parents they are.  That’s good FOR YOU, but not all of you are so perfect.

If he’s married or in a relationship f.y.i. you ARE the other woman.  Saying dumb things like “but he loves ME” isn’t going to change the fact that you are the homewrecker.  If the homewrecker gets pregnant she’s still the homewrecker.  If he leaves his significant other for you then you will live your life wondering if he’ll do the same thing to you.

Majority of women seem to understand that education is very important.  Females generally tend to be more focused than males when it comes to education and I must give you props for that.  But, when you are in school and getting that education don’t let hormones or men detur you from your goals.  Yes, it’s lovely to have a man around but your focus should be on getting your educational and professional goals accomplished because believe it or not there are A LOT of men out there.  If a man can’t appreciate the fact that you are bettering yourself for the future then you need to kick him to the curb and find someone better.  Be the best you that you can be by yourself before adding a man into the equation because they do complicate things.

Ahhh make-up.  Make-up can be great, cover up some blemishes here and there, pretty up yourself.  But, if you can’t leave the house without a pound of makeup on your face and feel that you are ugly without it then you have some self-esteem issues you need to deal with.  Fact is, men generally aren’t fond of women who wear too much make up.  You need to see yourself as beautiful without the assistance of MAC cosmetics.  Beauty comes from the inside.  Eventually looks will fade and if you don’t have some sort of inner beauty to radiate past the wrinkles and love handles and varicose veins then you are truly ugly.

Fashion will kill some of you.  If it is winter, and snowing, and cold WHY ARE YOU WEARING A MINISKIRT!  That’s not cute, it’s not practical it’s just dumb.  You can look attractive in some jeans and winter boots too, you don’t have to show off as much skin as possible to be nice looking.  Try looking beautiful instead of hot sometimes.  Hot attracts the type of men that you end up complainig about in the end.  Beautiful, attractive, radiant, those descriptions attract the decent sort of men who want more than to find out what’s under the miniskirt.  Nothing wrong with being hot every now and again, but don’t think that men are talking to you because of your attractive personality.  No one wants to take a hoochie home to mama.

While on the topic of hoochie behaviour.  Stop posting scandalous, half naked pictures of yourself on the internet.  That’s not attractive, that’s slutty.  I don’t know what kind of attention you’re craving but I can list the responses you’re getting, it’s either, “omg she’s such a slut” from other women, “if her parents saw her like that, oooo LORD” from parents or older people,  and “I’d hit that” or simply “skeetable” from men.  If you have kids and you are posting up pictures like that you are quite simply NOT A GOOD ROLE MODEL.  If you have the audacity to post up pictures of your kids and then post up playboy-worthy pictures of yourself then you must have something wrong with your head.

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~ by auntycandy on February 14, 2009.